St. Patty's Day Wealthy-- Irish Wealth Fairy Siobhan Grants You Wealth

Look, I don't know if you've ever heard of them, but Irish Wealth Fairies are a thing.  They are usually the entities that end up shacking up with Leprechauns.  The interesting thing is that this is how more of both of these entities are born.  If they have a girl it becomes an Irish Wealth Fairy.  If it's a boy then it becomes a leprechaun.  Leprechauns live by a "boys will be boys" mentality and they often try to trick people who find them and give them a hard time.  Irish Wealth Fairies are not nearly as brutish.  In fact, they are full of benevolence for humanity and they grant them wishes.  These wishes are, of course, all somehow related to wealth.  When you wear this piece it gives you so a direct connection to an Irish Wealth Fairy named Siobhan.  She can grant any wish for you as long as it has to do with wealth.  For instance, you can ask her for help with starting up a business.  You can ask her for help in education because then you will make more money.  You can ask her for help in the casino.  You can ask her to help you win a lawsuit.  Whatever you ask of her will be granted, as long as it can somehow be traced back to you becoming wealth as a result of it.  Sounds good to me.  Wealth is an amazing thing.  Experience for yourself!