Stellar Cortex
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$ 38.00
The sad part about science is that those who study it don't know much about it, despite the fact that they get paid pretty handsomely and they are considered the ones that who will someday change the world. Not true. This piece proves it because it holds orbs of power from a place in out solar system that is called the Stellar Cortex. The Stellar Cortex is an interspatial corridor that connects all solar systems and universes to the center of the universe called the Universal Brain. Some call it the Hub.
The Universal Brain is where all the knowledge of the entire universe converges, where every single memory that has ever been created is stored. It's like a giant Google Cloud storage of for humanity wherever thought, emotion, feeling, bit of knowledge, and even magic is stored. That's why the Stellar Cortex is so important. If anything ever happened to it, we'd be cut off, and we'd be a bunch of zombies walking around with memories of everything. The Sunlight delivers the energies that are brought to our solar system via the cortex, but without no connection, the sun will be nothing but plain old light.
Anywho, this piece holds spheres of energy from the stellar cortex. We've collected them ourselves during astral travel. We paid somebody to make this necklace look as unsuspecting as possible. We said unisex, but I don't think she got the message. If you are a man you can use this piece in the privacy of your own home and if you are like me and just don't give a damn, where it public too. Whatever. You will develop a direct connection to the Stellar Cortex and it will feed you knowledge directly from the Universal Brain.
All you have to do is pose the knowledge you want in the form of a question like you would to Siri or Bixby, only you think it in your mind. The answer will be uploaded into your memories and your brain from the Universal Brain. You can use this piece to gain any power or magic, or you can use it for general knowledge.
The Universal Brain is where all the knowledge of the entire universe converges, where every single memory that has ever been created is stored. It's like a giant Google Cloud storage of for humanity wherever thought, emotion, feeling, bit of knowledge, and even magic is stored. That's why the Stellar Cortex is so important. If anything ever happened to it, we'd be cut off, and we'd be a bunch of zombies walking around with memories of everything. The Sunlight delivers the energies that are brought to our solar system via the cortex, but without no connection, the sun will be nothing but plain old light.
Anywho, this piece holds spheres of energy from the stellar cortex. We've collected them ourselves during astral travel. We paid somebody to make this necklace look as unsuspecting as possible. We said unisex, but I don't think she got the message. If you are a man you can use this piece in the privacy of your own home and if you are like me and just don't give a damn, where it public too. Whatever. You will develop a direct connection to the Stellar Cortex and it will feed you knowledge directly from the Universal Brain.
All you have to do is pose the knowledge you want in the form of a question like you would to Siri or Bixby, only you think it in your mind. The answer will be uploaded into your memories and your brain from the Universal Brain. You can use this piece to gain any power or magic, or you can use it for general knowledge.
