Not a measurement of worth but rather pleasure
Not a measurement of worth but rather pleasure
Not a measurement of worth but rather pleasure
Not a measurement of worth but rather pleasure
Not a measurement of worth but rather pleasure

Not a measurement of worth but rather pleasure

Regular price $ 400.00

This piece belonged to a well known border house lady of night in the 20's.  She worked as both a female magician for men only and a lady of evening.  It wasn't so much sex that they visited her for but more so her magical ability of measurement and that wasn't in the dollar.  Men with little genitalia would seek her out because word got around that she could not only make them rounder but also longer.

She created herself into a poppet not a strumpet! This mold of the female mouth opening with the measuring tape out was not used to design clothes,um..,no. This was used to create a longer penis for men. This IS spirit attached but there is nothing you need to do with her at all. She comes and goes as she pleases and it is not her that creates your penis anyway. The magic comes from the item iteself. You will not see nor hear her unless you call her. Her name is Roxy. Yes it is a little cliche but that is still her name.

 

You know as I sit here writing this listing I was eating these Hershey milk chocolate caramels in this little package,OMG,I about died! These are so good! Then I ate about 6 of those special k barbeque chips and  OMG they too are so good! I'm telling you to try these two products! Usually I don't eat stuff like that unless I'm PMSing which I am but it's not to bad as in I'm trying to run Ferals over or anything in the streets. When I say Ferals don't think I'm talking about animals,OH NO! I would never run over an animal but rather people who I don't like the looks of. Sometimes I don't like their faces or the way they wear their pants or if their genitals are showing,crap like that.  Also when I say I don't like their faces it has nothing to do with color or stuff like that but rather are they hideous in how the attitude displays on their faces. That kind of thing. I'm just glad this month my PMS is not to bad. This one girl redneck waterhead welfare beast was pissing me off and normally I might get in the car and go get her trash ass but I was calm,it was all good!  You see the secret was those darn good Hershey caramels! Get some today! Now I bought a case of them mainly for the safety of others but not really! Just kidding, I bought them for my buyers and these will ship out with your orders in September when they won't melt. Now I know that some of you follow Mr. Michelle Obama on eating but I'm not having anyone tell me what to ship my buyers,her butt is not small people! I had this woman tell me I had no right to send little treats! Yes she did,this imbecile twat did just that! I said then you can send me the treats because I'm going to send stuff anyway. I think like this,my cats like treats so you might like them too,just not ones for cats. Anyway back to this magical supernatural piece that makes your penis grow and your sex life much better.

 

So how do you use this and how will you know it is working? Good question Charlie! First of all take your penis out and lay it somewhere that you can get to it easily. Like place it on your leg or a table, you can also just let it hang if that is easier. Just don't place it in a hoagie roll or as I caught a certain person doing once,a vacuum. Never,ever,ever use a vacuum,that's just not good for your parents to see. They were traumatized,for life,seriously. Trust me, I have seen some serious crap but that vacuum experience took the cake! Now everytime I look at this person all I can do is see a hose. Not only that but to be honest the vacuum had to be put down! Vacuums need to come with warnings,sometimes they just don't let go!

 

So to use this lovely lady you would pull out the measuring tape and measure away. Once you have the correct reading pull out another inch and then every day pull out an extra inch until you have reached your goal. That is all you need to do. YES this does work and YES it works fast and YES even while waiting your partner will feel the all new you! This is my best penis patch kit yet! So patch up your penis and patch up your sex life at the same time! Never,ever use a vacuum,go with my product,it works and it's magical. You may feel free to print this out and include it with the gift of long penis and pleasure to whoever your getting it for.