Omnilingualism - No More Yammerjawing
Omnilingualism - No More Yammerjawing
Omnilingualism - No More Yammerjawing
Omnilingualism - No More Yammerjawing

Omnilingualism - No More Yammerjawing

Regular price $ 500.00
This piece may seem like something that just isn't that important, but let me tell you-- it's very important.  How many times have you been at the supermarket and you are standing in line and somebody begins yammerjawing-- that's what I call it-- in some native tongue that you don't understand.  I mean, you have absolutely no idea what they are saying.  They could be cursing you in another language, they could even be discussing with one of their terrorist friends on the phone, where the hid a bomb in Tulsa, Oklahoma.  You just never know what's going on.  Not to mention there are times when knowing what people are saying would be extremely beneficial for both parties involved.  I don't know how many jobs I've had where I just wanted to know what the heck was spewing out of the mouths of those I was meeting with.  How can I possibly sell something to somebody if I can't even understand what the heck they are saying??  

This is why this piece is so important... you NEED to know what others are saying.  The thing is that we were all born with the innate ability to understand each other.  Didn't you ever hear the story about the Tower of Babel?  It's where the word babble actually comes from.  We all spoke one language, so we convened in a city an conspired to build a tower that would extend all the way to Heaven.  God came down to Earth, didn't like it and was like, "Whooaa, this is no bueno," then he dispersed the humans throughout the whole wide world, giving them different languages.  That's why when someone is mumbling unintelligibly it's called babbling.  Either way, we were born with the instinct to understand each other and that's how this piece was created.  The power that it holds is called Omnilingualism.  

Now, don't think that this piece is going to make you a perfect speaker of another language.  Rather, this piece is more for you to understand the other and it is done with a form of subliminal mental conditioning magic.  This means that it opens up receptors in your brain that will automatically allow you to understand and comprehend what other people are saying whether or not you can audibly recognize the language that is being spoken.  You can think of it kind of like subtitles for your brain.  I mean, if you're like me and you can't hear squat anyway, this piece is perfect!!  Or if you want to understand what the owner of the local 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts are talking about to their wives or if you want to use this piece to be able to communicate with business prospects, this piece is the one to have.  If takes the mystery out of Rosetta Stone.  

Another highpoint about this piece is it allows you to comprehend the language of the dead.  This will allow you to hear the spirits, souls, and other entities the exist in the realms around you would have otherwise never seen.  You will be able to hear these entities, which means you will have a better chance of summoning and gaining the power they have to offer.  Like I said, this piece is awesome.  Dont' be without it!